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Monday, October 2, 2006

I know many of us, girls, have to deal with our boyfriends sometimes caught ogling at hollywood actresses, cooing about how gorgeous they are and us girls also thinking, 'damn,i wish i looked like her'. You can. Seriously. WIth a whole lot of gunk on your face and a nice dress, anyone can. Eventhough some actresses really were born with natural beauty, leading to the 'ohhs and ahhs' from us, there are some that are disappointing. The kinda disappointment where you have a one night stand with a hot chick and find her without makeup the next day and have a hell of a shock, leading you to grab your belongings and run far far away. Or when you meet a chick with racks to boot and put all your effort in just to bring her home but when you unhook her bra, you find longans instead of watermelons(ahh, the magic of the wonderbra).

I was having a discusssion about the ratings of how hot the cast of Desperate Housewives were with a guy friend of mine in poly.
So we agreed,
1) Gabrielle
2) Bree
3)Teri Hatcher (forgot her name in the show)
4)we dun really care what's after this.

Then he added that the ratings would totally reverse itself if we talk about them without makeup. I was like, nah, eva has natural beauty. He stopped walking, in the middle of the school's auditorium, turned to face me and said, 'You must be kidding me'. I said,'Yah, i saw her on this live interview and she had no makeup on and she still looked great'. And he said,'Eh, Goondu, that must be her wearing about 10 layers already sia!'. I still did not believe him. So he did not talk to me the whole time we smoked. Idiot.

Hell yeah, i was soo wrong.

(Some of you might have seen it but hey, it doesn't hurt to see it again. K, maybe it does but oh well.)

Eva.
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With and Without

Holy shit. Now we know that if she can be the cause for guys' (and some girls') wet dreams, then we girls can make the guys swim in theirs.
Ripoff.

Also, we want to do makeup just like how it was done on J lo, Angelina Jolie. But take away their stylists and what do you get? Wrong foundation, 'mama' colours all over the place. Dun believe me? Trust me, i was shocked too.

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After and Waaaaaay before.

Beyonce siaaaa!
Dun mind me, with a office that blocks most websites, i am only stuck with celebrity gossips, and this was too good to ignore.
Aite, gotta go now.
Now, stop crying cause we dun look like them. Celebrate. *cackle.