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Wednesday, March 8, 2006

For now, i am going to start posting entries that are very very long. Because i was one of those slow dudes that didn't know that blogger has no limited space. You can type and type and type your whole life and it would still be okay. Wohhoo..

Anyway, sorry for not updating, been busy.

Firstly, i would like to thank Varsha for giving me the lobang to work at her place.
"Hi, this is Icon Onesolution and we were wondering whther our proposal still seems to be interested by you." I think that this is the best sentence that works. I dun mean to brag, wait, who am i kidding, i do mean to brag but i think i had an amazing first day with me clinching 4 appointments. Besides working there as a telemarketer sales, i am also working as floor staff in Opiume Bar(former Choco Bar). And guess who is joining me? Ayeesha! Working in Boat Quay, besides Queens? Haha.. ambik kau. Pucat siak muker. Takut kan?

The first day went great. I walked in the office, I HAVE A DESK! Gosh, i feel like so Business already lah.
Sigh! And do you know what the boss asked me? You can do all this ah when u so used to doing the bar. I was like, hello, you are talking about the flexible chameleon here, i mean if i were more flexible, i can do all the moves in the karmasutra. And so, the bosses are very hyper.
So me and Varsha went to Boat quay and waited for Sha, she's starting tomorrow.
Eh i malas want to explain everything ah, i have a hangover. Bye.

Ooh.. i got to show you guys somethig, there is this guy who have been e-mailing me and he is sooo funny, i dunnoe why he cracks me up. Check it out:

YO YO miss ali-G! hows it hanging? ok maybe u dont hav anything hanging.(err... neva mind*) but hows it going gurl? vat iz koookeng?
ok enough crayfish crap form me. im just on a high after hanging with a few buds tonighte.so exvuxe the tipsy low-down of the down-low speech (we were teasin homies all nite.)
just wanted to say hi and see how u were gong. im replying to all my overdue email.s thouth id say "wassssssssup" (hello) to u as well.
see how ur prospects are doing young lady.hey wait...ur still a girl.not a lady.when do u turn into a lady? and i gotta ask u another question.....something that didnt really occur to me...what nationality R u??
y are u grounded? oohh mama.....sombody's been a baaddd girl! did i send u a msg before ni coresspondence to this email u sent me.hmm....thoought i did.
ps: wha the hell is this? has ET migrated to singapore?Fuking looks lieka SPACESHIP!!!!!
and where is it?

hey i hope ur doing ok serliously.
Talk to ya soon. and excuxe the drnken gibberish.a lil tipsy but massivly tired.
Dr Phill,

He was drunk and he is cute too. I love cute and drunk guys.*grins. I replied this back to him:

"Wussup my homie!! Yo yo, i think all that alchohol induced talking makes sense, no?yeah.. been fine you know doing my own normal thingamajiggy. If you really wanna know what is cooking, it is the self-made proud dish of Maggi mee(curry flavour, if you wanna know, that is.)How are you hanging.. no.. i am serious, how is it hanging? haha... never mind.I love tipsy people!!You know what u shud do, start hugging people(not just the chiccas, aites?What does a lady mean man to you?Ermm.. i come from the strict and irritatingly money-minded Singapore.No spaceships here k?This government will make sure they bring the alien's asses down, smuggle drugs in their spaceship and make sure they pay a massive fine and hang those fellas.Ai am ok. Seriously.I love drunk people.bwuahahaha....."

And he said this back:( he is kinda racist.)Sorry.

"Hey look, aliens and da chinese arre actually the same.except one looks green and the other yellow after the equtorian sunbathing. It's a singporean govenrment conspiracy.
good.im glad i made sense.I wish i could say the same about my stomach.its killing.excuse the homie wannabe talk before.was in a hapy mood.
so u wanna know how im hanging....hmmmmm....im sure u dont know the feeling of having a 3rd leg..hmmm....ok enough of my crap.talking about crap- what the heck were u talkinga obut here : "What does a lady mean man to you?"SPeak english lah not bloody singlish.ai kannot undastend ur accent lah. (am i doign the accent right?) btw, dont laugh at me when u actualy hear me speak okie....promise me okie.coz......ermm....if u do....ermmm...i donno...ill have to find something to tease u about.
hey i thought the word thingamajiggy is an auussie word. U stealer! hehhe....u owe me royalties when i see u.
yeh i do hugg people,(boys and girls)tell them i love them and remind them of storeis and events that happened ages ago.most of which they never have any recollection of.(i remember stuff like that but i find it 'challenging' to remember what i had for breaky.)but no in case u were wondering....Im not THAT lovey DOvey when im drunk. to be honest,it all depends on the type of drink i have.i think beer makes me chill out.cetain spirits like tequila shots make me horny/flirty with da girls.vodka always promises estatic happy nites.we've never had a bad day with cold vodka.(u should try it...cold vodka goes down easier)
once i woke up to find my white shirt collar full of kisses and smudges of lipstick and my ex-girlfrend WAS NOT HAPPY WITH ME.....lol she was jealous coz she knew her lipstick was not that colour.
u know i ve been hearing stories abouthow they cane people for spitting and pissing on the roads.how they hire special 'cane beaters' to fulfill crims in SG. i thoth they werea ll wife's and mum's tales to keep u in line.but apperenly my couz's frend saw the actual video clip.
anywayz ive writen heaps.just had lunch and replying to ur email.
do u drink alot? can u handle ur alcho?(alchohol)what do u normally drink?btw what are u doing these days?weeknds nd wkdays.
ps: ur funny! write somemore lah!"

Hillarious. Wonder what he is going to think of next.

Ooh yeah, Ayeesha brought this guy named David, he was like a whiny customer asking for my number back in FLUID and he pisses me off. In a good way. He is a lawyer though, so it is okay.
Haiz.........

ooohh.. and my application for poly is receiving attention!!! *fingers crossed like fuck sial.
I am rich. I am rich.

Next mission: bib and hani';s b'dae party. Tots meeting.